September 2012
August 2012
“If you vote against Obama because he can’t get stuff done, it’s kind of like...”
– Chris Rock (via sorendeadly)
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So I saw the scariest thing of my life at the beach today. No, it wasn’t a shark, or a giant jellyfish, or a crab, or fat people in skimpy bathing suits, it was none of these things. It was a middle aged dad hurdling towards me on a boogie board. I swear I saw my life flash before my eyes.
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“Why would a banana grab another banana? I mean, those are the kind of questions...”
– Michael Bluth
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Lucille: I mean, it’s one banana, Michael. What could it cost, ten dollars?
Michael: You’ve never actually set foot in a supermarket, have you?
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Everyone listen to John Mulaney. NOW.
“It’s true, though: time moves in its own special way in the middle of the night....”
– After Dark - Haruki Murakami (via dancinguponthearchitecture)
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“It’s a jet-pack, Michael. What could possibly go wrong?”
– Gob Bluth
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